Cyber-crushing on … Evelyn Perez: A Smile as Warm as Buenos Aries!

Well, my dear friends, I’ve started a new feature here at Food is Love / Fat is Freedom.   My goal, this time around, is to put the spotlight on a gorgeous feedee or gainer who I’ve encountered on the ‘net so I can tell you everything I know about her.  “Know” about her in the sense that I know a friend.

Do you get it?  I’m going to try to treat the focus of my sexual fetish as something more than an objectified piece of flesh.  Cyber Crushing is about humanizing my voyeuristic impulses.  As I’ve told you before, one thing that’s always troubled me about my obsession with things fat is that I tend to get myself worked up about women with whom I never would, and never could actually connect.  The Cyber Crush feature is my attempt to buck that miserable trend.  If I’m going to share my thoughts about a chubby chick it will be a chubby chick with whom I actually have some possibility of communicating.  My intention, in these posts, is to talk to all of you about a woman who’s genuinely captivated me, someone who’s been “staying in my mind”, someone — is there a better phrase for this? — for whom I’ve developed a “Cyber Crush”.

So, today I’m going to introduce you to my very first Cyber Crush and highlight an exquisite young lady from Argentina.  Her name is “Evelyn Perez” and she’s a fat lover’s dream.  She’s got a page on Facebook and you’ve got to figure I’m not the only one who’s noticed what a knockout she is.  For some reason, though, we’re Facebook “friends”.  Do you like the look of my pretty young “friend”?

How are you going to leave this behind?

How are you going to leave this behind?

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Queer, queer, queer

This post is about how the persecuted odd duck can persecute the even odder duck.  Me being a feeder and all qualifies me for the ‘even odder duck’ category.

Gainer Dairy, Day 1:  I've got a long way to go; but it'll be one hell of a ride!!

Gainer Dairy, Day 1: I’ve got a long way to go; but it’ll be one hell of a ride!!

I was recently visiting the personal ‘site of a rather prominent celebrity (whom I shall decline to identify) who is — if you’ll allow me to use this expression — outspokenly gay.  We all hear lots of talk about queers who are “in the closet” (more on that later in this post) and about how some have managed to find a way around their shame and fear and have “come out” of the closet and there are certainly lots and lots of queer folk who will assure you that it’s much better to be out of the closet than in it.

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It’s Actually Half and Half

Let me address this post to you, the gorgeous, gorgeous, super-sexy woman who’s had an absolutely FABULOUS time over the past weeks, taking full advantage of these irresistibly fattening holidays of non-stop feasting.  Celebrate!?  You sure did!!

See what a girl can do when she puts her mind to it?

See what a girl can do when she puts her mind to it?

What a vixen you are!! You started munching on Thanksgiving Day and you’re only just now slowing down.  You’ve rocketed that daily calorie count into the stratosphere and now you’ve got the figure to show for it.  It must be so much fun, checking yourself out in the mirror every morning after your shower…

[Man!  I better cool off…]

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The Calorie Grinch

Well, thank heaven for Thanksgiving!  It’s the one time of the year when everybody gets to be a feedee and a feeder and a foodie and a grateful American all at once.  Why, oh why, can’t it be Thanksgiving every day?

I'm starting to lose my eyesight, but my appetite is better than ever!

My eyes aren’t what they used to be, but my appetite is better than ever!

We can all be sure, I suppose, that the country is fatter than it was last week but what you want to know, you curious visitor you, is how much fattening up we’ve done in the past week here at Food Is Love and Fat Is Freedom.  I suppose the answer is, “enough to be encouraged”.

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Weigh-In Today, Annual Thanksgiving Food Orgy in 48 Hours!!

Here we are again…  Checking up on me, and checking up on the ‘site stats.  The word this week is ‘up’, as both your web host and ‘site traffic have fattened up over the past seven days.

I'm in no rush, weigh-Ins should be savored.

I never rush these moments.  Weigh-Ins should be savored.

First, let’s examine the situation here on the ‘site — or, rather, let’s examine you, the visitor — and see how many of you have stopped by and let us also find out what you’re reading.

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Another Saturday Night…

OK, my dear friends, what would you do???

There’s this girl I like, let’s call her Vanessa.  That’s not what I call her IRL, because that’s not her name; but we’ll call her ‘Vanessa’ here.  OK?

I figured my hips were my best feature; but my boyfriend tells me the sexiest thing about me is my 'potential'.

I figured my hips were my best feature; but my boyfriend keeps saying it’s my ‘potential’.

So, it’s like this: I like Vanessa and she likes me.  Neither of us considers the other ‘sweetheart’ material; but she’s smart, and affectionate and fun to be with and; well, let’s put it this way: I could do a lot worse for company on a Saturday night!

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Preaching to the Fishes

Well, you never know what I’m going to do.  Or, more alarmingly, I never know what I’m going to do.  Case in point: yesterday, during my lunch break, I drove my fifty-nine year old, out-of-shape body to a local health club and purchased a twenty-eight day “guest” membership.  I’ll bet you didn’t see that coming.  I know I didn’t!

I'm only pretending to be shocked.  Actually, I'm surprised I didn't gain more!

I’m only pretending to be shocked. Actually, I’m disappointed I didn’t gain more!

We’d probably need an army of psychiatrists to get an answer to “why”; but I’ll take a stab at the “why” question right here:  You see, dear friends, I’m starting to get spooked over a chronically sore spot that’s hovering around the right part of my rib cage.

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Slim By Choice

I’ve often wondered — and I’m sure this one has puzzled you from time to time — why it is that, even here in the USA, there are still a goodly number of women who are not obese.  Next time you’re out in public or in a crowd, instead of hungrily feasting your eyes on all the magnificent fat chicks who are there to keep you entertained, look around and notice that there are actually women, out there for the whole world to see, who are genuinely slender (and when I say slender I’m talking about a BMI of 25 or even less!).  And I’m not talking one or two, here, I’m talking about a significant number of seriously slim women.

I know, I know.  It's not much as muffin tops go -- but I think it could be the start of something big!  Keep your fingers crossed...

I know, I know. It’s not much as muffin tops go — but I think it could be the start of something big! Keep your fingers crossed…

What’s up with slimness?  I mean, it’s not as if we’re hurting for food here in America.  You can hardly turn around without getting the chance to grab an armload of snacks .  Yummy, decadent, high calorie, fatty food, is absolutely everywhere.   Continue reading

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Way Out Weigh-In

What did I say last week?  Ahh, here’s the very quote: “I’m going to give you ‘site stats so you can chart the page visits here at Food Is Love and Fat Is Freedom.  Stats about me, and stats about the ‘site — and you’ll get an update every Tuesday!  How cool is that?”

This damn towel adds fifteen pounds. -- No! Twenty at least.

This damn towel adds fifteen pounds. — No! Twenty at least.

 

I thought you didn't have to worry about calories when you're on vacation.

I thought you didn’t have to worry about calories when you’re on vacation.

What was I thinking??

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Too Fat Tuesday

Numbers.  Have you ever considered how addicted we feeders are to numbers?  Well, I certainly am.  Talk about “objectifying” a woman!  When I meet a woman, particularly a fat woman, I behave like a gentleman.  “I love your scarf!”, “Where are you from?”, “Are you working now?”, “You like sports?”, “How about music?  What bands do you like?”  Blah Blah Blah

If I tell him I weigh 115, will he think 115 POUNDS?

If I tell him I weigh 115, will he think I mean 115 POUNDS?

What do I really want to know???  I’m glad you asked!

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